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Funny Valentines Day Poems
My Funny Valentine


Valentine, oh valentine,

wake up old fool,

Just say you'll be mine


I'm getting old

but you're getting older,

No more wasting time


I want you with hair

still on your head

And I prefer breathing

better then dead

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Come on valentine

get out the lead

I've got little hearts

running through my head


So valentine, my valentine,

put on your teeth

I want to understand you

when you start to speak

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Is you or ain't you

gonna be mine

Come on you old goat

and make up your mind!!!


By maryfrances


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